Dear Language Nerd, Why are toilets called “lavatories” on airplanes, and never called that anywhere else? -S.K. *** Dear S.K., This post is gonna be like failing at eating a Reeses peanut butter cup. We’ll pull off the little wrapper thingy, and nibble all the way around the edges, and scrape the chocolate off the […]
Dear Language Nerd, Why do news anchors and the like say “an historic occasion” when they would never say “an history book”? -JRS *** Dear Jurs, Because it’s fancier. But not because it’s right. First, let’s go over what the “a/an” rule really is, and super-double-first, let’s go over what it isn’t: it isn’t a […]
So the other night I thought I heard [a friend] say “She was druncating all over the place.” I heard wrong. But I want to register “druncate” as a new word please. Can you take care of this, [Language Nerd]? -Delphine *** Follow-up example after request for clarification: “We had to drag Stella out of […]
Hey Language Nerd, I’m about to head to Turkey to visit my goofy sister and was hoping for a bit of help. Can you craft a list of useful phases (how to be polite, purchase things, and whatnot)? I don’t want to just hop on over there and be a total goober to the locals. […]
If the doge meme is just a big pile of broken grammar rules, why did it look so off when a couple months ago a politician used it in an ad? How is it possible to get doge wrong? And is doge going to die someday (soon?), or could it become part of regular language? […]
A corpus of the text found in the most popular images for “doge” on imgur on 23 February 2014. My article based on this is here. I went with imgur rather than reddit or tumblr for two reasons — many of the reddit/tumblr doge images are stored there, and it’s easy to search . The […]
Part 1 (A Matter of Some Consonants) is here. Part 2 (Disemvoweled) is here. Remember several thousand words ago when somebody asked me if all languages use the same sounds? And then I went and inventoried all the sounds that English has? Now finally – FINALLY – we can use that knowledge to contrast English […]
Part 1 (A Matter of Some Consonants) is here. Alright. Vowels. Much like last time, in this part we’re going to go over how English vowels work, so that next time we can talk about what other languages do differently. (No, I haven’t forgotten the original question, and we will get there… eventually.) In the […]
Dear Language Nerd, Do all languages use the same sounds? -Sally Kimball *** Dear Sally, Short answer: No. Long answer: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooo. … ….. … All right, long answer with actual facts and stuff. But you asked for it: We make language sounds by exhaling* air and then blocking or partially blocking that airflow […]
Hey, everybody, welcome to our new website! The League is coming to the Big Leagues!* Everything should be up and running, but if you see any broken links or other problems, please shoot us an e-mail at asktheleagueofnerds@gmail.com. Thanks for all the support you’ve given us in our first year, which is what made this […]